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Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery!
Moloch whose blood is running money!
Moloch whose fingers are ten armies!
Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo!
Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

-
Howl, Allen Ginsberg
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Minotour

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

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Exquisite Corpse
mOloch
mInotaur
Spider
Alien

How Sick Has The Internet Made You?

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How much entertainment (video games, videos, etc) do you take in daily?

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A Lot (Hours A Day)

What's Your WebType?

What's Your Webtype?

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Display X

How much entertainment (video games, videos, etc) do you take in daily?

O1

Do you collect things from media you enjoy?

O2

Do you find entertainment more satisfying than your "real life"?

O3

Do find it difficult to relax without playing a game or keeping the TV on (as background noise)?

O4

Do many of your friends share an interest in the media you enjoy? (You play the same games or watch the same shows)

O5

Would you be hesitant to tell someone what you believe in?

I6

Do your beliefs hinder your relationships with others?

I7

Do others consider your beliefs extreme?

I8

Have you learned about things online that made you feel paranoid?

I9

Do you often feel angry or disgusted about things you read online?

I10

How frequently do you use pornography?

S11

Has porn affected your relationships with others?

S12

Do you find yourself needing increasingly strange porn to feel satisfied?

S13

Do you find yourself more attracted to people online than in your real life?

S14

Do you have trouble finding romantic partners?

S15

Are most of your friends "online friends" (ie, you don't see them in person)

A16

Do you spend more time online or with your friends?

A17

Do you find yourself slouching often while using technology?

A18

How much time do you spend online?

A19

Does the internet sometimes feel more “real” than your own life?

A20

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OLEA

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

OLEA
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OIEA

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

OIEA
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BIEA

Child of:

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

BIEA
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BLEA

The Alien

Child of:

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

You live in an illusion as you lose your humanity.

An Alien.

BLEA
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OLSA

The NEET

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

Your comfort is an admission of absolute failure.

An Alien child of Moloch and the Spider.

OLSA
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OLSM

The Simp

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

Your body is fed stimulation that you will never share with another, this is the only Love you know.

A Child of Moloch and the Spider.

OLSM
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BLSA

The Addict

Child of:

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

You satisfy your desires while losing the ability to achieve them.

A Child of the Spider.

BLSA
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BLSM

Child of:
No items found.

You satisfy your desires while losing the ability to achieve them.

BLSM
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BISA

The Incel

Child of:

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

You despise that which you cannot have.

An Alien child of the Minotaur and Spider

BISA
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BISM

The Trad

Child of:

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

Your moral posturing does not fit your search history.

A Child of the Minotaur and the Spider.

BISM
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OIEM

The Gamer

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

You waste your passions on hatred and fantasy.

A Child of Moloch and the Minotaur

OIEM
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OISM

The Weeaboo

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

What you cannot be, you seek in the fantasies you’ve surrounded yourself with.

A Child of Moloch, the Minotaur, and the Spider

OISM
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BIEM

The Extremist

Child of:

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

You live on hatred, while isolating yourself from life.

A Child of the Minotaur.

BIEM
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OLEM

The Consumer

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

You live within a fantasy as your life withers.

A Child of Moloch.

OLEM
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BLEM

The Norm

Child of:

Reality

It's the real thing.

Reality

Cast The First Stone

Not afflicted

BLEM
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OISA

The Lost

Child of:

Moloch

"Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!"

Moloch

Minotaur

Irrational passion and violence... an alter ego for civilized man.

Minotaur

Spider

And there she lullèd me asleep, And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!— The latest dream I ever dreamt On the cold hill side...

Spider

Alien

Alas! There cometh the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There cometh the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself. Lo! I show you THE LAST MAN.

Alien

You have lost everything in your inaction. You must seek the way out of the Labyrinth.

An Alien Child of Moloch, the Minotaur, and the Spider.

OISA

Calculating Your AFFLICTION...

A Lot (Hours A Day)
Not Much
O1
Yes
No
O2
Yes
No
O3
Yes
No
O4
Yes
No
O5
Yes
No
I6
Yes
No
I7
Yes
No
I8
Yes
No
I9
Yes
No
I10
Often
Not Often
S11
Yes
No
S12
Yes
No
S13
Yes
No
S14
Yes
No
S15
Yes
No
A16
Online
Friends
A17
Yes
No
A18
A Lot (Hours A Day)
Not Much
A19
Yes
No
A20

THE WEBTYPES

BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm
BLEM
The Norm

THEORY OF FETISHISM

✂️

Castration

📺

Media

👨‍👩‍👦

Oedipus

🖥

Porn

✂️ Castration

Castration based fetishes are the most common, as they are rooted in the body.

Freud theorized fetishism was rooted in Castration Anxiety, or the realization that women lacked the phallus, the unconscious would divert this phallic libido to another part of the body.

Yes, in his mind the woman has got a penis, in spite of everything; but this penis is no longer the same as it was before. Something else has taken its place, has been appointed its substitute, as it were, and now inherits the interest which was formerly directed to its predecessor. But this interest suffers an extraordinary increase as well, because the horror of castration has set up a memorial to itself in the creation of this substitute.
FREUD

👨‍👩‍👦 Oedipus

Codex:
Oedipus

Oedipal fetishes differ from Castration based fetishes in that they are rooted in family dynamics and complexes. Libido is no longer diverted into a part of the body or object, but into a power dynamic.

Examples:

- BDSM
- Femdom
- ABDL

📺 Media

Media induced fetishism has its root in entertainment, rather than a lived experience. A virtual Oedipus. Your libido is directed into the virtual and away from the body and relationships.

Examples:

- Quicksand
- Transformations
- Cartoonish scenarios

🖥 Porn

Porn induced fetishes bear no relation to the body, but are formed through prolonged use of porn. A virtual phallus. Your libido has been directed completely into the virtual.

Examples:

- Extremely exaggerated body parts
- Physically impossible scenarios

Gamer Types

🔫

Power Over
Others

📐

Power Over
Environment

🎭

Power Over
Body

💌

Power Over
Relationships

🔫 Power Over Others

A will for domination.

Often a compensation for their lack of responsibility. These gamers satiate their archetypal desire for power over others with entertainment.

👨‍👩‍👦 Oedipus

Codex:
Oedipus

Oedipal fetishes differ from Castration based fetishes in that they are rooted in family dynamics and complexes. Libido is no longer diverted into a part of the body or object, but into a power dynamic.

Examples:

- BDSM
- Femdom
- ABDL

📺 Media

Media induced fetishism has its root in entertainment, rather than a lived experience. A virtual Oedipus. Your libido is directed into the virtual and away from the body and relationships.

Examples:

- Quicksand
- Transformations
- Cartoonish scenarios

🖥 Porn

Porn induced fetishes bear no relation to the body, but are formed through prolonged use of porn. A virtual phallus. Your libido has been directed completely into the virtual.

Examples:

- Extremely exaggerated body parts
- Physically impossible scenarios

✂️

Castration

THEORY OF FETISHISM

📺

Media

✂️ Castration

Castration based fetishes are the most common, as they are rooted in the body.

Freud theorized fetishism was rooted in Castration Anxiety, or the realization that women lacked the phallus, the unconscious would divert this phallic libido to another part of the body.

Yes, in his mind the woman has got a penis, in spite of everything; but this penis is no longer the same as it was before. Something else has taken its place, has been appointed its substitute, as it were, and now inherits the interest which was formerly directed to its predecessor. But this interest suffers an extraordinary increase as well, because the horror of castration has set up a memorial to itself in the creation of this substitute.
FREUD

👨‍👩‍👦 Oedipus

Codex:
Oedipus

Oedipal fetishes differ from Castration based fetishes in that they are rooted in family dynamics and complexes. Libido is no longer diverted into a part of the body or object, but into a power dynamic.

Examples:

- BDSM
- Femdom
- ABDL

📺 Media

Media induced fetishism has its root in entertainment, rather than a lived experience. A virtual Oedipus. Your libido is directed into the virtual and away from the body and relationships.

Examples:

- Quicksand
- Transformations
- Cartoonish scenarios

🖥 Porn

Porn induced fetishes bear no relation to the body, but are formed through prolonged use of porn. A virtual phallus. Your libido has been directed completely into the virtual.

Examples:

- Extremely exaggerated body parts
- Physically impossible scenarios

👨‍👩‍👦

Oedipus

🖥

Porn

✂️

Castration

Theory Of Gaming

📺

Media

🔫 Power Over Others

A will for domination.

Often a compensation for their lack of responsibility. These gamers satiate their archetypal desire for power over others with entertainment.

👨‍👩‍👦

Oedipus

🖥

Porn